How to get that girl at the bar to like you! A guide.

1. Spot attractive girl.
2. Reach hand into mouth, and pull out your spine.
3. Say “Hail Satan” three times with what is left of your voice-box.
4. You have just summoned the Devil. This is normal, do not panic. 
5. Tell Satan telepathically that you want  that girl to like you, in order to do this, you will need to sell your soul.
6. Congratulations! That girl is now talking to you! You are now in an invested relationship with a woman who as it turns out is a horrible person, who shoplifts, thinks the Star Wars prequels are better than the Original Trilogy, is rude to waitstaff and regularly mugs hobos while pouring acid on their cardboard box homes. You cannot object because you no longer have a tongue. Such is the cost for being obsessed with someone based solely on their looks, without bothering to find out her personality to see if you could actually GET ALONG IN REALITY.
7. But she is hot, so you win!

julietspencers:

• fetuses do not think
• they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
• they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
• they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
• they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

(Source: rosetylerandten)

Idiots. Idiots Everywhere.

12:11, mark the time that I got compulsively obsessed (read: I cannot NOT read/watch the work) on Dangan Ronpa. No turning back now, no waiting for the anime. I can’t be obsessed with this AND doctor during Finals season.

I’m going to bed, after this ONE update, gdi, why are things so GOOD??

magicalgirlbunny:

evangelion au where everything is normal but its a musical

cosmic-angst:

I UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF DRAWING

I GET IT

BUT MY HAND DISAGREES

hissthemovie:

if you have AP exams coming up, good luck!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧

if you have finals soon, do your best!! ★~(◕‿◕✿)

if you have work or school tomorrow, have a nice day!!!  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧