The Conclusions Jump to Me

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

adventuresofcesium:

i can’t stop thinking about how the only reason that the fire nation didn’t manage to conquer and destroy the world is because katara flipped shit on her brother for making a sexist comment and stumbled upon aang in the iceberg

M83 / Smash Mouth - Allstar City
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thatchickwithesocks replied to your photo “THe ball for my mau5head, me and my dad worked on it, we’re gonna let…”

Looks great babe!~

Thanks doll! It’ll look better with ears and stuff, I’m just glad I’m doing something about it finally.

that guy is nash grier, trying to make up for his homophobic comments by attempting to kiss a gay boy. obviously, it didn't work, and he's still a major dickweed.

is it??? I guessed that it was him because he’s obviously the big homophobe on tumblr, but like I could see his face os I didn’t know

and that is stupid, trying to prove you aren’t homophobic by kissing a man is just… wrong no one’s asking you to do that just stop saying dick things and apologizing by snapschat is just wrong jfc

gutsygumshoe:

have you ever wanted to see the phrase: ”i can’t be homophobic, i have gay friends!” in a picture? now you can

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THe ball for my mau5head, me and my dad worked on it, we’re gonna let this dry, add some chicken wire, put another layer and then it just gonna get more complicated from there but we

THe ball for my mau5head, me and my dad worked on it, we’re gonna let this dry, add some chicken wire, put another layer and then it just gonna get more complicated from there but we

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
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alt-j:

bisexual means u only have sex twice. in ur entire lifetime. 2

who is best jojo
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knowledgefordummies:

The story behind the Selfie

knowledgefordummies:

The story behind the Selfie