The Conclusions Jump to Me

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

sad

carryonrnywaywardvagabond:

basically tumblr in a nutshell

carryonrnywaywardvagabond:

basically tumblr in a nutshell

time for bed!

time for bed!

like I can appricaite “hard out here” for it’s messages but it’s hard to take them from someone like Allen because she can be really rude, and that’s not even including what racism may or may not exist I’m neutral on that whole… whatever

being on facebook is weird because I just cannot get used to the diction and syntax

Lily Allen is worried Kanye West will call her out on the title of her forthcoming album ‘Sheezus’.

Well gee you only called out Katy Parry, Beyonce, and Lady Gaga on the title track, so you would do nothing to deserve that.

….I don’t think Lily Allen is a very nice person

y0hjii:

you:

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me:

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jaclcfrost:

people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

Joel Zimmerman is an inspiration to me