I have a 400 IQ I'm in super mensa
And God said “Love Your Enemy,” and I obeyed him and loved myself.
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tastefullyoffensive:

[@ianbohen]

weinerman-tested:

dcupsofjustice:

weinerman-tested:

dcupsofjustice:

i am laughing. does randy look dead af everytime he does nomicon stuff??

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he looks like he needs to go to the hospital right now immediately

my favorite thing is that alot of ppl see him passed out like that and no one takes him to the nurse or anything. norrisville peeps just dont give a shit

Cr1tikal TV Tropes

livingpursuit:

Modern Bedroom Design | Source

livingpursuit:

Modern Bedroom Design | Source

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

hobbitkaiju:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

I am the most curious about this

auntiefinlovesyou:

calliedope:

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 if yoyu see this post on the first page of your dashboardf you have been visited by the blue elf of prosperity… reblog in ten seconds or your fingers will fall off one by one…

im not taking any risks

My CJ teacher as turned into a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

My CJ teacher as turned into a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

disgustedsigh:

sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
send help

nitohri:

if you’re gonna shit on people for using fictional characters to motivate themselves well first of all what the fuck is your problem

theonion:

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Anonymous

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

I’m not quite sure what you mean, tbh…